WASABI!
A suicide bomber storms a pet shop. He declares, "Everyone has thirty seconds to get out before I blow the place up!"
the tortoise at the back of the shop "You bastard..." <-----thats my fav
what do you call cheese that isn't yours?
nacho cheese(:
two atoms walk into a bar. the frist one says "i think i just lost an electron" the second one says "are you sure?" the first one says "im positive!"(:
those are just a few, ill be back with more, but i need to get my stuff ready for tomorrow and go to bed :/ ehhh, night!(: btw's I totally aced my geometry test! :D
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